Pootie Tang

Pootie Tang, born in “a small town outside Gary, Indiana“, is portrayed as a ladies’ man who is “too cool for words”, even as a young child. His life is marked by the deaths of his mother “Momma Dee”, and shortly thereafter his father “Daddy Tang”, who dies after being mauled by a gorilla during his shift at the steel mill (the third time that year someone had suffered that particular fate). Just before Daddy Tang’s death, Pootie inherits his father’s belt and is told that (as long as he has right on his side) he can “whoop anyone’s ass with just that belt.” He uses his dying breath to warn his son to not let the ladies get between him and the belt.

As a young adult, Pootie Tang rises to fame and becomes well known for a variety of reasons. He sings in nightclubs, stars in public service announcements for children, produces top-of-the-charts music hits, and generally defeats wrongdoers with the power of his belt. Dick Lecter, the chief operating officer of multi-industrial conglomerate LecterCorp, learns of Pootie Tang’s positive influence on society — and his negative influence on LecterCorp’s bottom line. After his henchmen and a villain named Dirty Dee are sent away by Pootie’s friends, Lecter encourages his right-hand lady, Ireenie, to seduce Pootie Tang into signing an agreement with LecterCorp that would stop Pootie Tang’s influence on America’s children.